Thursday, June 18, 2015

5 Reasons I Hit Unmatch On Tinder

I've remembered to log into Tinder once every two or three days, which is much more frequent than before.

I like how they've made it much easier to unmatch.  Months ago, I remember they made users type something in to confirm unmatching.  I just unmatched the following (aka everyone), guys who:
  1. Send a lot of messages without me even getting a chance to read the first one (Are you still there?  Where did you go?  What are you doing?  Are you at work?) - Needy, bored, clingy, et al
  2. Type like high school girls (how r u, gr8, r u free, and more) - I don't speak the language and it makes him look like an imbecile
  3. Have had more than a week to send me a message and have logged in within the past two days - Not interested enough
  4. Seem like d*uchebags ("Oh, what made your weekend so great???") - Why did he feel the three question marks were necessary?
  5. Seem like they want to chat for hours (Hey, how are you?  Where are you from?  Where did you go to school?  Where do you live? Have you ever been to Alaska?  What would you rather lose your freedom or your life?) - Notice how none of these questions are, "Do you want to go out sometime?"  Ask the lady out or don't, this endless chatting is irritating.  And, are you really that bored that you have nothing better to do than spam women you've never met before?
Time invested has been low, which makes it acceptable.  Yes, I'll continue logging in since this is my only form of online dating right now.


  1. #4 just sounds like enthusiasm.

    #1, check out byefelipe and tindernightmares on Instagram.

    1. Better to be safe than sorry in text/emails. LOL. 3 question marks seems demanding?