Monday, January 26, 2009

Okay Now This Is Why Recovery Was Necessary

My friend Hercules got in town today. He sent this text about an hour after he landed..."Let's Party. Make the call." See why recovering was necessary?

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Remember Me?

I received a text message from a guy I don't think I gave my number to. It was a long message. We met at the Web 2.0 Holiday Party at Harlot back in December. He actually said, "Remember Me?" Okay guys, when you have to ask a girl, "Remember Me?" that should tell you something.

Oh, but it gets even funnier. He asked for my number at the party, I said, "Oh hey let me give you my friend Lily's number." Shouldn't he have picked up "not interested" back in December? Sigh. I guess I shouldn't make fun of him that much because at least he has some guts (unlike other guys I know...teehee...think Odie...yeah, I bet you figured it out).

Friday, January 23, 2009

Stripper Makeup And Hooker Clothes

After I got my Extreme Makeover (hooker edition) while on vacation, I thought it would be nice to share my beliefs/theories.
  • Wearing stripper makeup and hooker clothes looks good (sometimes)
  • You get a lot of attention
  • Those guys typically want to take you home that night
  • It's also a turnoff for some guys
  • Even if you are not a ho, many won't believe it...they judge books by covers
This is why I do not dress like a hooker and wear stripper makeup (maybe I would with the makeup, but it's really hard to put on).

Thursday, January 22, 2009


I am cracked out and have no problem admitting it. I have partied too much in the last 3 weeks. I need to recover before doing it again when my friend Hercules comes out to visit in less than a week.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Out of the Tropics

Spent about a week in the tropics with cousins, brother, and a ton of other people. Interesting how there were 14 guys and 2 girls (including myself).

What did I do out there?
  • Snorkeled and saw fish as big as a pro basketball player's sneaker
  • Got an extreme makeover (the hooker edition)
  • Ate
  • Shopped
  • Went to a strip club
  • Went to bars
  • Drank
  • Partied
It was a lot of fun and great to see everyone.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Out of Southern California

I am back from spending the holidays visiting family and friends in Southern California.

What did I do out there?
  • Met a bunch of new people
  • Went to Ecco Lounge in Hollywood. Met some folks including Roger Cross (Curtis from 24). The Hills was being filmed that evening...great. Hayden Panettiere (cheerleader from Heroes) was also present
  • Went to my brother's birthday party that lasted 12+ hours. Didn't sleep for at least 48 hours
  • A random douchebag (vs a douchebag I already know since I do know many douchebags...LOL) followed me around the bar 65% of the evening. I thought about kicking him in the junk
  • Enjoyed a holiday party at a different porn guy's million dollar mansion. Wow, wouldn't mind having a house like that
  • Visited a strip club and a couple of bars that reminded me of college
  • Met someone who could be the main character in Grand Theft Auto
  • Partied. If people knew how much I partied, they would probably want to check me into rehab...well, not that crew...