Okay Now Part 1: Guys

Merry Christmas!!  Blogger has this cool "Stats" tab now and it looks like I have more readers than I thought I did.  Okay now, I am seriously going to try to keep up with my posts.  It's been four or five months?  I blame work.  I was able to forensically assemble what has happened/how I spent my time.  Huge loss though, my gal pal/partner in crime left SF for an undetermined period of time...maybe permanently.

Guys (none of them worth discussing, but still kinda funny):

• Oblivious Guy has sent me at least three emails/Facebook messages.  I have not responded to any of them.  I have not responded to any of the 15+ emails he has sent over the past 12 months.  You would think he would get the hint by now
• The Player has sent me text messages and left voicemails.  One of his brilliant ways of trying to get me to respond?  He asked for my email address.  I am serious.  Then he texted me more nonsense.  Then he called me out of nowhere and invited me to go away with him for the weekend.  Huh??
• The Brain is 1000% out of the picture.  He would have to be incredibly deranged to even consider reaching out to me (again being the important word here, pretty sure he has called and texted around the September/October months...I never responded...what a shock).  He knew I didn't like him before so, why in the world would he think I like him now?  Most hilarious?  I may have had a significant part in ending a 15+ year bromance he had with one of his good guy friends.  By the way, me and the good guy friend?  Really close friends.
• Surfer Guy is someone I work with.  I don't think I have mentioned him before, but he is really cute.  He has a girlfriend and is younger, but fabulous to look at.  I think I could cause him and the girlfriend to separate, but that wouldn't be nice (bad karma).  Plus, I don't want to sh*t where I work
• Odie reappeared briefly two months ago?  He invited me to an event and I never heard from him again.  He was supposed to send me the official evite (nope).  I don't know what I did, but I am sure I "rejected" him so subtly that I don't even know what I did (this has been the pattern for the last three years).  As much as I tear Odie apart, this guy still has a chance if he tried!  I think I am going to uncross him off the list.  He is a little on the boring side, but I think that stems from his nervousness
• Guy at a party did not understand my lack of interest (I was backing away, looking wildly around the room, playing with my phone, etc).  I resorted to politely asking him to stop speaking to me.  He was offended
• Guy at Walgreens asked me if I worked there.  I think he was hitting on me.  I ran into him another three times that visit and he kept speaking to me.  I guess this could have worked if he was cute
• Guy at a bar (friend of a friend) propositioned me even though he is married.  Yup, you heard me.  He's only been married for two years?  Shouldn't he be obsessed with his wife?