Cheapskate

Went to a dinner date tonight.

• This guy was a lot shorter than I remember (he was shorter than me which puts him around 5'2")
• What a cheapskate. He wanted to share an appetizer AND an entree
• After dinner was over and we went our separate ways. He texted me "Sorry I couldn't meet up earlier tonight. I had a work thing I had to finish. Do you want to meet up now?" Clearly, this wasn't meant for me.
• 30 minutes later (when he realized his mistake) he texted me to say, "I am going to call you out, I bet you are at a bar right now"

Loser. Did this guy really think he was going to see me again? LOL. It's really quite funny and makes for a good story.