I Just Knew It!!

You know when you just know stuff? Well, I had a feeling Rocketman would show tonight. Yeah yeah, 20/20 hindsight, but riddle me this...why did I put on mascara and dress like a presentable human being even though it is raining out? Cause I KNEW he would be there. More later...

For Your Viewing Pleasure

Just came across this on StumbleUpon. I Guess You'll Do is a hilarious 4 minute video on dating/marriage/etc.

Ivan, yes, I finally watched "The Murray Hill Song" (it's pretty funny).

Definitely Not (updated 5/4)

Just Say No!!
There is a kind of guy I refuse to date; programmers/software engineers/computer engineers. I have never met one who hasn't gotten on my nerves (or those around me) after more than 2 or so exposures. I actually dated one in college when I was young and stupid; it was terrible and I should have broken up with him much sooner.

Top Reasons Why I Don't Date Programmers/Software Engineers/Computer Engineers (updated 5/4)

1. They think they are always right (more so than the average guy or girl) about every topic imaginable...even ones where they really have no clue. For example, "If your skin turns green, that means the gold is real." Wrong!!
2. They think they are incredibly intelligent and logical. Okay, the intelligent part is sometimes true, but if this was actually the case all the time, why the f*ck would they choose to do something a trained monkey can do?
3. They have no social skills and can't talk to people. Maybe this is because they spend less than 1 hour a day away from a computer? I don't think I even need to give an example, all y'all have met at least 1 programmer/software engineer in your lifetime. Their excessive sweating is usually a dead giveaway.
4. They are pessimists/angry a lot more often than not...perhaps emotionally unstable is a better description. I would be too if I was a programmer. Little things set them off about humans because humans are much more unpredictable than their precious computers.
5. They usually have some kind of OCD/anal retentiveness. Everything has to make sense to them, not that it means their thought process is in anyway logical. For example, fruit must go in the fruit bowl; anywhere else is wrong.
6. They are ignorant. For example, "You speak Japanese, right?" I reply, "No, I am not Japanese." Programmer: "Well I figured you would know Japanese because you are Asian and Asians all know how to speak the other Asian languages." He was being completely serious.
7. They think they are clever. Right, so clever that girls like me got them to do both our homework all through high school.

Yes, these are stereotypes/glittering generalizations, but I live in SF and have met many programmers/software engineers...this list applies to every single one I have ever met. Programmers/software engineers, take no offense...I am sure you couldn't handle/wouldn't want an intelligent, well educated, witty, good looking girl like myself anyway.

Great

Great, the boys (roomies) are both in foul moods. Could it because someone is getting busy and they aren't? Yeah, the neighbor girl is at it again...I still think she is an escort.

And the world of Facebook. Apparently, an acquaintance is trying to befriend one of my girls. Hmm...

Careful Now

Oh sh*t, careful now. I have to rename someone because what I have named him is waaaaaaay too easy to find on Google. So, you will notice that Dance Guy is replacing P__ Guy. Must start working on this!!!

Phone Numbers

What's with guys wanting phone numbers? The ones I want to call haven't called yet, but I am sure the ones I don't want to call will without a doubt call. Yeah, this is all very interesting for someone who rarely answers the phone.

Young Guy wanted my phone number. Why? We are just friends, so isn't an email address sufficient? He is a nice guy, but I why would I want him calling me? Is he secretly trying the "friend" thing in hopes of more? Please, that wouldn't work with me...

I am leaning towards Rocketman. Going to have to see how this one plays out. Don't know if I am supposed to be meeting with him and Dance Guy at some point this weekend.

Pivot

I have been told I make a lovely pivot. What is a pivot? A person / thing that attracts attention when one enters a room / bar/ lobby / etc.

I went to a bar with a friend for a little while last night. Apparently, he got attention like he has never experienced before because I was with him. Hmm, I didn't even notice and I wasn't even dressed up.

Could I somehow generate income off of this? That would be great!! LOL