For A Fee

You gotta wonder about guys that are willing to pay a girl for a date.  Or maybe you don't have to wonder and know exactly what this means:

1. Guy is ugly
2. Guy is socially awkward
3. Guy is desperate

Or, how about a combination of all three?  Ever since I tried turning that new leaf, I've been trying to give guys I would never be interested a chance.  Nope, not working.  Why bother trying?  I have proved it does NOT work.