Hah Singles Party

I've never been to a singles party, now I know why.  As you know (or should know by now), I really don't care what people think about me.  Was supposed to go to the party with a gal pal.  She flaked, no surprise.  I went anyway...by myself.  Yes, this is bold, but what do I care?  I know there would be no shortage of guys trying to talk to me.  Unfortunately, these guys were more "seniors" than anything else...think retired and collecting Social Security.  Interesting lines I heard tonight:

• You have the prettiest face out of all the ladies here
• Want the keys to my place?
• Let's make this dance our song

At least they tried and got the hint.  Still had fun, danced like I just don't care.