Stripper Makeup And Hooker Clothes

After I got my Extreme Makeover (hooker edition) while on vacation, I thought it would be nice to share my beliefs/theories.

• Wearing stripper makeup and hooker clothes looks good (sometimes)
• You get a lot of attention
• Those guys typically want to take you home that night
• It's also a turnoff for some guys
• Even if you are not a ho, many won't believe it...they judge books by covers
  

This is why I do not dress like a hooker and wear stripper makeup (maybe I would with the makeup, but it's really hard to put on).